in ten steps:
- (Note: Assumes you’ve bought a backpack, traveled to China and met a girl—not just any girl mind you, THE girl) Follow her to Nepal and ask her to take your picture
- Chase her through Asia and then to Canada
- Convince her to fall in love with you
- Take two cross-country road trips together
- Live in her city for a few months
- Convince her to move to Maine
- Marry her
- Have first child together
- Wait exactly two years to the day to have second child
- Go for walk in the Robinson woods and ask her to take your picture
Thanks for a great trip so far my love. Happy Valentine’s Day to everyone!